so maybe my fantasy can be a reality...

I'm obsessed with superheroes. I love them. I have seen every episode of Batman and Superman the animated series. I get down with The Justice League. I'm also that loser who will wake up at 3:30am every morning to catch a vintage episode of X-men the animated series (I am a huge Jean Grey fan). I bought my tickets for The Dark Knight a month in advance and stood in line on opening day for two hours just to ensure I'd get good seats. My dedication is serious! Even though sometimes I think I would make a better villain than superhero (Rule number one: Don't explain your master plan to the superhero before he/she dies. C'mon, they're not dead yet and can still defeat you. Duh!), I think I have the heart of a crime fighter. That's why I was so eager to see Kick Ass last night. Based on the comic of the same name, it stars an average teen, fighting crime with no real superpowers, who soon influences others to do the same. But let me warn you, this isn't a child-friendly movie. It's more on par with Sin City than Spiderman. There are references to masturbation, sex, and boobs. I think the most terrifying part is child actor, Chloe Moretz. I have a strong dislike for kids that seem to be grownups. I call it the Jodie Foster effect. If you weren't scared of Jodie Foster when she was a child, something is faulty with you. Ms. Moretz definitely has this affliction, but in all honesty, she makes the movie. She's gonna be a huge star. If children aren't your thing, the film also has Christopher Mintz-Plasse of McLovin fame, Nicolas Cage, Clark Duke (of the webseries Clark and Michael ) and hottie Aaron Johnson. He might not be your cup of tea but gangly brunette with glasses fits my bill perfectly.                                                                                                                                       

I told you he was hot.







Check out the full length trailer.